You have advertisements for allergy medicine for children? Two women sit in a park on a play when a child runs up, sneezing, and the two women, like gun slingers move, you need their drugs Mom. A mother has a lot of drugs that ooze mutilated. The other mother pulls Handy Dandy pre-dose of the drug and managed, and Junior never missed a beat. Messy purse woman cowering in shame. Quick-dose mother makes a condescending smileVictoria. Freeze Frame this here because I have a problem with this whole scenario. First, I am in a park where children run, with special attention to mothers for the sum of laughter. I went to a park last child on the slide, another bit 'pee'd her sister's face, someone found a needle in the sand box, and my car was spray painted with graffiti gear before turning off the engine. And not just for mothers anymore. I saw two fathers, grandparents, babysitters, childrenWho was out the door of a station wagon as parents' Roll by the "another, I'm pretty sure that live there, and a man in slippers shuffled the parking lot in conversation with itself back from. And who even has time Events for the game more? I do. My son will play dates in line at the DMV.
TV mothers are dressed impeccably. No wrinkles, no stains. At this time wearing a T-shirt encrusted with peanut butter and sweat is what I took from Tuesday. IOnce it's gone a whole day with a suction cup firmly on the side of my head before someone told me. The mothers are happy TV chat. Wrong. Sara Sue said about how lazy husband, while Bertha (slipping vodka directly into their water bottle) in his ass fell Hermas not hear them because they are too busy trying to beat her child in the parking lot complaining. Business mothers are always deep in conversation while the children play in the distance. Hello! YouLaw & Order to watch? My child once behind a bush, a second disappeared and I started screaming claws on my sweater and profile of the other mothers. And what about the child, his mother comes from sneezing? Please. My son is bleeding from his eyes and not stop to dig to come help. Mom pulls out her bag commercial drug. We went on vacation and forgot inhaler Junior. It comes in the bag and found the bag of medicine immediately. Once I went to myBag a floor excavated four half-eaten candy bar, a pair of underpants, and a dead hamster. No Band Aid.
Commercial Kid takes his medicine with a smile. I have a word to fight, my baby, nose, and threaten to take away Christmas if not confronted. Commercial Kid is a pretty toothless smile and thank you, my son while she takes a pen on the living room wall. Then there is Patty Perfect Susie Slack an indulgent smile of victory. Well, IAdmittedly, a more or less on target. I first met Patty Perfect. She is the one that frowns to bring a snack if I have the preschool chocolate for me. When I use Diet Coke in his Sippy Cup. When breast-salad bar.
Yes - all from a commercial. I'll probably still buy it anyway. It looks cool. I'm sure that costs three times as much, leave home, and my baby always wants to take it again. So maybe the trade gains, after all. But I will not allowI say that mothers seem normal. Or what looks good either. Or success. Or luck. What do they know?
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